Dear Anonymous,
Yes, this is an uncomfortable position to be in with two enemies facing you at the same time, attacking from different directions. The key here is to take them both out simultaneously, quickly and silently so that they do not alert any other sentries. When they attack one of them will be a fraction quicker than the other, concentrate on this one, or if the attack is simultaneous then concentrate on one of them. use your posture to manipulate yourself in line with both, putting the first assailant between you then take them out with a combination of arm locks, knee strike and throat slashes. Finally silence both with a blow to the carotid artery and make your escape under cover of darkness.

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Dear Ninja Banker, I have just accepted a position with a new company, but before I could hand in my resignation my boss approached me and offered me a promotion. The promotion will mean a better position within my company and longer term rewards, the other job will mean more money but in a smaller company with fewer promotion prospects. Finally when I am offered a step up on the management ladder I find myself in this position. What should I do?

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